The movie begins with George ( Frank Welker), who wanted to have pancakes for breakfast, and Ted ( Jeff Bennett), who's trying to presenting the new royal exhibit to the snooty royal family of Simiana King Gustavo (Philip Anthony-Rodriguez), his daughter Princess Isabel (Daniela Bobadilla), the king's right-hand woman Ana (Eliza Jane Schneider) and a royal monkey Felipe (also by Frank Welker), who are dropping off a royal artifact to the museum. Featuring all-new music from Andy Grammer, this king-sized adventure reminds us ALL THAT doing what you love is the key to happiness. While Felipe puzzles Ted with his flawless manners, George travels to the castle where his fun-loving antics raise eyebrows and bring shy Princess Isabel out of her shell. After disrupting a meeting with a stuffy royal family, George accidentally trades places with the king's snooty monkey, Felipe. The headline was, "Ted Cruz uses his kids as political props."Ĭruz recently featured his daughters in a Christmas infomercial spoof where he reads them fake Christmas stories, including "How Obamacare Stole Christmas." In it Caroline reads a passage from a pretend book about Hillary Clinton's emails, and Caroline asks her father to read a book titled "The Senator Who Saved Christmas."Īnn Telnaes's cartoon sounds stupid - using kids as political props is exactly the 1154th most offensive thing Ted Cruz did last or any week - and the reaction to it sounds stupid, and Meghan McCain DEFINITELY sounds stupid, but we kind of love those little Cruz bebes, what with the nose-picking and being such jerks.Join your favorite monkey as he takes on his most regal role yet in Curious George: Royal Monkey. The Post has since taken down the online animated cartoon, by Pulitzer Prize winner Ann Telnaes, which depicted Cruz holding two dancing monkeys on leashes. His daughters Caroline and Catherine are 7 and 5, respectively. "Not much ticks me off, but making fun of my girls, that will do it," Cruz told reporters in Tulsa, Okla. Ted Cruz on Wednesday blasted a Washington Post editorial cartoon that portrayed his two young daughters as monkeys on leashes, stating that children should be off-limits. If we still care about why everyone is mad, let's go to WaPo itself.
"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly?" Still don't know what the dastardly WaPo did to the Cruz kids, besides possibly expose them to their website that loads worse than Wonkette times Salon, but I feel like there is some kind of memory niggling at my brain, let me put down the opium pipe and remember REAL HARD. Like, way more of a dick move than when Tammy ran for president against her brother, the hot guy from American Pie, because they both wanted to bang the same chick. But can she clarify?įirstly, I had no idea Chelsea Clinton was running for president, which seems like a real dick move at her mom. OK, so the Washington Post said something about Ted Cruz's kids. Let's see if Meghan McCain can explain it to us: ANYWAY, why won't everyone Think of the Children today? Let's find out together! Oh, wait, isn't it still Ted Cruz's first term in the Senate? Is the Oval Office really where Republicans want their leaders to get "on the job experience"? LOL silly, that is only if the president is black. Which is weird, because we were calling them jerk babies back when Dad was just getting sworn in to his first term in the Senate. We guess someone said something mean about Ted Cruz's kids, and it was not Wonkette.
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